I will start with a joke my dad sent me the other day. You can use this when someone asks you a question that you do not want to answer.
The Horse, Cow and Deer
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane
when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've
heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation
with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it
slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk
about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear
power?' and he smiles.
'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let
me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all
eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little
pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse
produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh!t?
On a more somber note...
Today is the last day of the presidential primaries (loud "awwww"):
2 comments:
I totally love that joke! I am gonna use that on Kyle or Susan!!! I also love this idea of blogging and pics and stuff! You guys are too cute! Love ya!
Heather Ainsworth
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